"I Wrapped The Presents, 'Tis An Existential Crisis" Holiday Sweatshirt

This cozy crewneck brings a wry, festive humor to slow evenings and chaotic holiday prep. Soft, midweight fabric and a roomy classic fit make it an easy layer for movie nights, last-minute shopping runs, or lounging with friends and family. The colorful, slightly cheeky graphic sits on the chest, adding personality without shouting. Durable double-needle stitching and a ribbed collar keep the shape through many wears, while the tear-away label keeps your neck rather comfortable. Wear it when you feel midly absurbed. 

Why You'll Love It:
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste
- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean