"Merry Christmas, Please Leave by 9" Cozy Holiday Pullover

Wrap yourself in quiet winter warmth, as you sit comfortably in this soft crewneck pullover. Adorned with a cozy window-scene: a starry night framed by a rounded window, with a stack of books and a steaming mug below and a tender “Merry Christmas” script above and a most polite request thoughtfully placed beneath. Smile warmly, in silent confidence as your guests take a moment and realize the limits of your hospitality.

Relax and enjoy the festivities knowing that this pullover is durable, made of a medium heavy cotton poly blend. It holds its shape and keeps that lived in comfort after many washes. Soft, warm, and smugly joyful...just like you.

Why You'll Love It:
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at stress points for shape retention
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

- Do not dryclean