Morning Zombie Person - Men's Tshirt

This black cotton tee wears its mood on the front line. If your forced smile wasn't clear enough, the raging zombie and rabid text “Yes, I’m a morning person” with “Can’t you tell?” will help drive the point home.  Designed in dark humor and offbeat charm, blending vintage poster textures with a slightly grotesque, campy aesthetic. Lightweight yes, but also sturdy, the shirt keeps its shape and print clarity through regular wear thanks to quality cotton and modern printing methods. It’s for people who embrace ironic humor and late‑night lifestyles but still want a soft, reliable tee to throw on with jeans or layered under a jacket.

Why You'll Love It:
- Twill shoulder tape prevents back stretching and keeps the fit stable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Durable, smooth 100% cotton fabric (medium 180 g/m²) 
- Ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline retain shape and offer timeless comfort
- Tear‑away label and Oeko‑Tex/ethical cotton certifications for scratch‑free, responsibly made wear

Care instructions:
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat